EvilScotsman

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  EvilScotsman

• Jan 17, 2019

I'm not perfect, but I'm Scottish. Kinda means the same thing.

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  EvilScotsman

• Jan 16, 2019

I was at the gym the other day and saw some idiot put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill.

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  EvilScotsman

• Jan 15, 2019

On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many choose to be stupid.

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  EvilScotsman

• Jan 15, 2019

If someone calls you ugly, have a good comeback. Be like.." Sorry, I ain't a mirror you cunt."

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  EvilScotsman

• Jan 12, 2019

Bitches be like.." Your dick is small."...I'm like..." It might be a needle, but it works like a fucking sewing machine."

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  ViXxXeN

• Jan 1, 2019

This wall has been needing something....
ME!!!

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  EvilScotsman

• Dec 28, 2018

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

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  EvilScotsman

• Dec 25, 2018

I remember the year my ex pleaded for a white Christmas. When I came on her face that morning she didn't even thank me! Shocking!

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  EvilScotsman

• Dec 24, 2018

I don't know what Armageddon means, but it's not the end of the world!

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• Misha000

• Dec 16, 2018

Och aye tha noooooooo. Donald where's yer troooosers? There's a moose loose aboot this hoose. See yoo Jimmy!

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  EvilScotsman

• Dec 13, 2018

What do you call a Mexican that has lost his motor? Carlos!

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  EvilScotsman

• Nov 22, 2018

It's all a big, damn secret. So sshhhh and no one will get hurt.