EvilScotsman
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Ooooo you have a picture up now
I think it is your turn to start a thread
After conducting an experiment I've learned that it takes 37 bottles of beer to make Sarah Jessica Parker attractive.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a boner, What you gonna do?
If Plan A fails, remember you have 25 letters left.
I'm so vain, I probably think this post is about me!
Got some!
Day 104 without sex: Got me one of those bolster pillows and drew a face on it and even gave her a name. Priscilla gives good cuddles.
Day 103 without sex: I was helping my niece with her math homework and each time the answer was 80085. Even the calculator is laughing at me
Day 102 without sex: Stood outside today in the freezing cold, offering free hugs just to feel a pair of tits against my chest. Better days.
Day 101 without sex: I borrow my sisters box set of Sex and the City and begin to wish I was any of Samantha's lovers. A new low for me.
Day 100 without sex: I now understand the plot to the movie Donnie Darko.
Day 99 without sex: I take a bus to the second closest Starbuck's to me, only to be disappointed when a guy screams my name. Waste of money.
Day 98 without sex: I return to Starbuck's to hear them scream my name to find out I'm a 'regular' so all they do now is point and nod. Sad.
Day 97 without sex: I go to Starbuck's for coffee just to hear someone scream my name.
Last night I nearly had a threesome! I only needed another two people.
Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart. -
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