"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!"
Quotes from Gordon Ramsay
Blonde: "You've hurt my friends feelings"
GR: "I hurt your friends feelings? Why?"
Blonde: "Because you told her to fuck off."
GR: "Okay... Will you tell her I meant it?"
GR: "I hurt your friends feelings? Why?"
Blonde: "Because you told her to fuck off."
GR: "Okay... Will you tell her I meant it?"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"These crabs are so undercooked, you can give them back to your girlfriend!"
"You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"Scrambled eggs aren't perfect - fuckin' cunt!"
"I wish you'd jump in the oven. That would make my life a lot easier!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"The dish had so much grease, John Travolta was in it!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"This fish is so raw, he's still FINDING NEMO!"
"How about a thank you, you miserable wee bitch"
"I'd like to think I'm a great teacher."
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GrimJoker
Guest
"You've used so much oil, HBO had to cancel True Blood!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"There is more smoke in this kitchen, than in Snoop Dogg's tour bus!"
"Honestly, chimichanga... chimi chuck it in the bin!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"You literally took a shit on a blender, and BLENDED IT!"
"This chicken is so raw, a skilled vet could still save it!"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"You're so full of shit, even your eyes are brown!"
"Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole or diced?"
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GrimJoker
Guest
"You burned the food so black, it stole my bike!"