Dad jokes.

[Sorlag]

Which animal is the most sarcastic?
A Pan-duh.

 

[Sorlag]

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough

 

[hard41m]

How do you wake up lady Gaga?

Poker face!

 

[DanaLane]

Why do moths fly with their legs wide open?
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?

 

[hard41m]

Why do moths fly with their legs wide open?
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?

That's hilarious I hear people talking about how bad moth balls smell, I just wonder how they got their legs apart

 

[hard41m]

That's hilarious I hear people talking about how bad moth balls smell, I just wonder how they got their legs apart

These were supposed to be dad jokes.. I guess they're bad dad jokes

 

[DanaLane]

My late dad told me that one.. kept repeating it.. drove me crazy

 

[Lovinglife]

what's the warmest part of the room on a cold day. The corner it's always 90 degrees

 

[hard41m]

what's the warmest part of the room on a cold day. The corner it's always 90 degrees

That's hilarious thank you

 

[hard41m]

Did anyone hear about the new paint? It's called blonde a light color but spreads easy!

 

[hard41m]

what's the warmest part of the room on a cold day. The corner it's always 90 degrees

Also hope you don't mind but I followed you.

 

[Lovinglife]

the past, present, and future walked into a bar... it was tense

 

[hard41m]

Ever had sex while camping? It's in tents.

 

[Lovinglife]

ever had a creampie? well mine didn't bake and was still liquidy

 

[Lovinglife]

sorry that was bad

 

[hard41m]

sorry that was bad

No don't be hard on yourself. I'm just not always on. I thought it was cute.

 

[hard41m]

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit," and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it."

 

[hard41m]

How does a rock pee? Dwayne's his Johnson!

 

[hard41m]

sorry that was bad

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