Dad jokes.

[hard41m]

Post your best dad jokes. Here's mine.

Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
Well I'm not going to spread it!

 

[Sorlag]

What do a woman and a gambling bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

 

[hard41m]

Poker in the rear

 

[Sorlag]

What is the most dangerous position in chess?

C4

 

[hard41m]

What is the most dangerous position in chess?

C4

 

[hard41m]

What's the speed limit of sex?

68 cuz at 69 you stop and turn around

 

[Sorlag]

My favourite position in bed is at the bottom...

Because all i do is fuck up

 

[hard41m]

My favourite position in bed is at the bottom...

Because all i do is fuck up

 

[hard41m]

Sorry it was funny AF I just had some stuff I had to do

 

[Sorlag]

Sorry it was funny AF I just had some stuff I had to do

All good dude

What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

 

[hard41m]

All good dude

What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

 

[Sorlag]

Masturbation always leads to sex. It's a gateway tug.

 

[hard41m]

that is hilarious bro.

 

[Sorlag]

that is hilarious bro.

Thanks bro (~■-■)b

 

[hard41m]

Thanks bro (~■-■)b

You're welcome

 

[Sorlag]

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

 

[hard41m]

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

If you're ever ready I'm frito lay.

 

[Sorlag]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?... Unique up on it.

 

[AkshayGoodOne]

I wonder if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish.
Ola! soy milk

 

[hard41m]

Why did the bed wear a disguise?
It was under cover!