Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Misha000]

Ok I stole this from another site but I thought it was funny so...
You ask a stupid question, then the next person answers with an equally retarded answer and posts a new question.

E.g
Q. Why do dogs ears smell like cupcakes?
A. Because cake is made from tiny ponies shattered dreams...

You see? It's ridiculous but can be funny if you're witty enough

Let's play.

Q. Tell me the square root of cheese?

 

[Fireball69]

A: The square root of Cheese is liquid cow + mouldy culture

Q: what are earthquakes called on Uranus?

 

[Jessikah]

A: Epic Farts

Q: Why is water wet?

 

[Fireball69]

A: so we can use our towels to get dry after bathing.

Q: why does she sell seashells on the sea shore?

 

[MrNobody]

Because bananas are yellow

Q: Why do we park our cars in a driveway, but drive them on the parkway?

 

[DDD]

Cause the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Q: How do "Do not walk on grass" get there?

 

[Fireball69]

A: the judge drives them in on his lawn mower.




Q: what does the leaning tower of pizza taste like?

 

[DDD]

I need a mower like that.

A: Taste like chicken.

Q: Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

 

[Jessikah]

A: Because water is wet.

Q: Why is Math always trying to have us find his X?

 

[Asslickingmotherfucker]

A: Because water is wet.

Q: Why is Math always trying to have us find his X?

So we know y .What does sound feel like?

 

[Misha000]

Like a thousand tiny crickets in a pink sock drawer.

Can you tame a lioness with kellogs rice crispies?

 

[DDD]

Yes and use sprinkles, bitches love sprinkles.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

 

[Irene_Adler]

Been there, done that.

XD oops...too slow in answering Misha's question. As for DDD's, I'd say... It's because I like sleeping on the beach.

What's your recipe for hot snow?

 

[Misha000]

Throw kinky afros at the window

How many Irishmen does it take to push a walrus through Tesco?

 

[DDD]

2, cause Gingers are stronger than you think.

Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

[Dogowar]

Because their boobs offset their centered of gravity


Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[DDD]

Just like me they long to shit on your head.

Is it true cannibles dont eat clown because they taste funny?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

The cannibles rated the clown stimuli significantly funnier than the non-joke sentences. Thus, a two-way repeated-measures ANOVA revealed a main effect of sentence type (jokes vs non-jokes; F(1,11)= 97.75, p < 0.0001). The main effect of ambiguity was not significant (F(1,11) = 0.51, p = 0.49) and there was no significant interaction between ambiguity and sentence type (F(1,11) = 3.02, p = 0.11). Funniness ratings did not predict head movements during the scanning session (R2 = 0.12, not significant).

What happens when you say "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane?

 

[Dogowar]

You get free party bracelets and company in the loo

How can you tell if your girth is good?

 

[DDD]

You will have to buy a new pillow.

Can I use my soap on a rope for pleasure?