Jayne_

Basic description...5"7', 34D, brown eyes, brown hair, all the normal number of fingers and toes.

Lady of leisure...well when all the housework is done (which seems like never!)

Not married. Not single. No kids. No pets. No plants.

Lives on a flat planet, balanced on the backs of four elephants which in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle.

Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Birthday
Oct 22, 1987 (Age: 37)
Location
New York City
Occupation
Unoccupied
Gender
Female
Sexual Orientation
Bisexual
Gender Identity
Ninja
Self-described Expression
Comedian
Relationship Status
Dating
Looking For
  1. Treasure
  2. A shed to sleep in
  3. Recipes for disasters
  4. A cup of tea
Zodiac
Muppet
Body Type
Slender / Slim
Stature
Parallelogram
Languages
Also fluent in sarcasm
Personality
Alien
Faith
Does Santa Claus count?
Politics
In it for the comedy

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